br000t:

se4h4ven:

toxic-ponies:

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

I’m still not socially active 

I’m not even active

do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns 

(Source: ytoob)

"If they don’t need you, it’s okay. You do not live for other people."

Kyo  (via wolf-cub)

(Source: a-knot)

  • my friend: i met a guy
  • me: i just started a new tv show

windydude:

it does not rain in south east asia, it singapours

sluttyoliveoil:

sluttyoliveoil:

what does the teen boy say after murdering a man

haha no homo(cide)

meladoodle:

follow the yolo brick road

undesired-pageblood:

emotionalfossil:

bubonickitten:

0ptimuspenguin:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

capitolresident:

Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’

‘on a school night’ edition

with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’

expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’

DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’

Survival Mode: Parents ON

  • person: do u want to hang out
  • me: i have to ask my mom
  • me: *doesn't ask her*
  • me: she said no